tomatogami:

*closes fridge door and hears stuff fall in it*

well… sounds like a problem for the next person

hennyjones:

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

(Source : naho-tan)

sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.

(Source : sassybabooshka)

boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

(Source : iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye)