*closes fridge door and hears stuff fall in it*
well… sounds like a problem for the next person
can the united states just chill for one day
Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake
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My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock.
Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.
(Source : sassybabooshka)
boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families
(Source : iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye)