Three simple rules in life. 1. If you do not go after what you want, you’ll never have it. 2. If you do not ask, the answer will always be no. 3. If you do not step forward, you will always be in the same place.
― (via keefrich)

(Source : purpleemoon)

j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

(Source : fullmetaljackit)

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

peekachiu:

when someone steals food from your plate

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theyellowbrickroad:

sorry i dont think i can come to ur birthday party theres a rumor going around that u dont have wifi :/