infiinite3scape:

Just saw my cat fall off the coffee table for no apparent reason. This is why we got a pet.

(Source : infiinite3scape)

extraordinaryminustheextra:

Telling a rude joke but the whole class laughs

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confsuion:

Toss me a cigarette I think there’s one in the raincoat
We smoked the last one an hour ago
So I looked at the scenery, she read her magazine
And the moon rose over an open field

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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omgamole:

you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark